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Sinister Tony

from Satirical Spa by DEANY DARKO

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Dean Stevens-Guitar,Bass,Vocals
Matt Weir-Drums
Bosky-Hammond organ
Produced by Dean Stevens and GLOVER at 811 Studio,Sussex,England

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In times gone by there lived a creature. Well renowned for his protruding feature. And on it’s hooves held on by hooks. It wore the most amazing boots. Flowing tassels adorned their sides with shiny buckles on leather ties. Upon the end of pointed toes. Metal tips shone a healthy glow.
But there was more than meets the eye. For this cheeky pony he fell from the sky. His mission was tasked just for him. He had one sole purpose in life and a ten gallon brim.
For Tony Tony he really loved his country. Could line dance like a champion breed. Could even get quite funky. He could teach you how to square dance and strut those funky boots. He once won a round of dressage dancing to American Roots.
But there was more than meets the eye. For this cheeky pony he fell from the sky. His mission was tasked just for him. He had one sole purpose in life and a ten gallon brim.
But sinister Tony had a sinister plan and sinister reasons for his sinister van. He toured and danced all across our land and Coly McClean played guitar in his band. But what those poor people didn’t know about Tonys nose. Was from the end of his singular horn. LIGHTENING BOLTS FLOWED!
And now Tony’s going to enslave our land to form one giant country band and with his new found despicable force. Planet after planet enslaved by horse. Their mineral deposits raped for greed while Tony plants his hateful seed. For this was not your average pony. A galaxy led just by one Tony!
But sinister Tony had a sinister plan and sinister reasons for his sinister van. He toured and danced all across our land and Coly McClean played guitar in his band. But what those poor people didn’t know about Tonys nose. Was from the end of his singular horn. LIGHTENING BOLTS FLOWED!

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from Satirical Spa, released April 9, 2014
Dean Stevens

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DEANY DARKO Belfast, UK

Deany Darko is a Northern Irish musician playing his individual take on Ska Punk setting wonderfully dark lyrics against upbeat vibes. The album is a journey with Dean as he recounts his fight with depression and subsequent stay in hospital (The satirical spa) using his typical Irish wit. Each song tells a dark story with the overall message being no matter how bad it gets there's always hope. ... more

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